It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...