What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...