bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...