Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...