Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...