A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...