What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!