Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.