I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...