Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...