elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...