The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
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