Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...