A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Spell it
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A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
The government cuts costs
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men chasing women
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Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...