Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
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|Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...