How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...