I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
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Excuse for speeding
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Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
A final diagnosis
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Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
New Viruses!
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