IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...