An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...