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Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Actual product instructions.
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THE LAND OF OZ
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A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
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Penguin goes into a bar
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What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
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