Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
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DUMB Questions Part 2!
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New prefix
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If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
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Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...