blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...