Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...