String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.