Pushing it!
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The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
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Kewl Cat Quips!
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How do dentists become brain surgeons?
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Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
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Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
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