Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....