Gold medal
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Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
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Man, Woman, Santa?
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Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
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Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.