Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...