Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...