Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...