Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
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A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Puppies don’t surf…
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Packing Elephants
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Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...