Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...