Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...