A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...