What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...