Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...