How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...