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An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
Anniversary
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Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Washing the Dog!
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Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
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