Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...