If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...