Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...