Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...