Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...