Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...