The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...