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The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
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What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
imigration test
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Redneck Bonanza!
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