What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Our next targets
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...