Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.