Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...