Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
SOTALLY TOBER
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Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...